Tan, water, rinse, repeat.
CCU girls and hot boat owners, that’s “summer.” And that’s absolutely
fine, if those are the boating excursions you treasure most—but for some
people, it’s much more fun to think outside the box. And since it’s summertime,
there’s no better moment to consider some other ways you can get the most value
out of your boat while the season’s still hot.
You’ve got the car, but have you got the right power boat?
Infamous babe magnet, Justin Malonson, shares some pearls of wisdom for boat-buying lotharios who are keen to emulate his extraordinary success…
As a man who loves big trucks, boats and anything else that can be fitted with an engine, I find it slightly sacrilegious that a woman might be impressed by me purely on account of my toy collection, even if it were to include one of the six sexiest boats afloat.
However, I wouldn’t be offended by the attention and I would just think its funny. After all, I know how powerful the impact can be when the tables are turned. Imagine for instance, if a woman were to step from the driver’s seat of a classic Citroen DS or an AC Cobra and flash you a smile.
The deal would be done very sharply – and yet women it seems are slightly more discerning. Their heads are not so easily turned, so in this brief but devilishly clever review of “Boats to wow the women”, I have conjured up five very different options to help keep all bases covered… of course they are all powerboats.
MASTERCRAFT X-55
It’s no secret that if you have a big wallet and equally big watersports and après-ski aspirations, MasterCraft is a brand that commands extraordinary appeal – and rarely more so than in the form of the X55. As the largest of the X Series craft, with a length of 25 feet and a beam in excess of ten feet, you get the usual quality of fit-out alongside a bow that works every bit as hard for communal seating as the cockpit. The result is seating for 18 people, along with an enclosed heads compartment, a wet bar with optional fridge and the ability to kick up a mountainous wake.
The ZeroFlex tower, wake plate and 1,120-pound ballast system come as standard but it would be a mistake to confine your thoughts to watersports alone because the X55 is as unashamedly geared towards a floating party as any boat out there – and why not. After all, you’ve got money, fitness, youth and tunes. You’ve got cool board shorts, a funky handshake, creative facial hair and the ability to speak a language only attractive young people can understand. Use it while you can…
Expect to attract: Youthful, sun-worshipping party people.